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I’m friends with Noobie, the king in my head
Rallying armies while rivals play dead
They’re calling him crazy, but legends don’t rest
When Noobie gets moving, you know what comes next
He wanted the throne, now the whole map knows his name
Factories running while he’s conquering the game
Allies beside him, enemies watching the gate
One message from Noobie and kingdoms change fate
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
The name that they whisper whenever they fight
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
He turns every battlefield into his highlight
He enters the war room, “So who's got a plan?”
Seven kings talking, but nobody stands
They brought every soldier, they brought every clan
Noobie just laughs like, “You seriously can?”
Production is rising, the factories hum
Gold in the treasury, orders have come
The enemy scouts see the army and run
By the time they react, the invasion's begun
They thought they could corner him, thought he was trapped
Then Noobie switched tactics and flipped up the map
A feint to the left, then a strike from the back
By the time they say “retreat,” there’s no route to go back
SkyWalker watching like, “Let him proceed”
John Wick sharpening pencils whenever they need
One's got the strategy, one brings the speed
And Noobie commands them like kings should indeed
But every empire eventually faces a test
A rival appears claiming, “I'm better than the rest”
Noobie just smiles, puts the challenge to bed
“Before you take my crown, better get out of your head.”
[HOOK]
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
Everybody knows when he steps in the fight
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
Turns a losing position into victory overnight
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
Kings make alliances, hoping they'll survive
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
You don't beat the legend—you negotiate to stay alive
[VERSE 2]
They formed an alliance, then formed one again
One kingdom became two, then two became ten
They thought more flags meant that they'd surely win
But numbers don't matter when the nightmare begins
A message appears: “We're declaring a war.”
Noobie reads it twice, then he asks, “Anything more?”
“That's it.”
“That's your strategy?”
“Yeah.”
He starts to roar:
“Congratulations. You just knocked on the wrong door.”
Now watch the economy turn into war
Factories working like never before
Weapons get shipped and the armies deploy
While enemies wonder where all went their joy
Noobie ain't chasing the title for fame
He built up the kingdom and mastered the game
Every defeat only sharpened his aim
Now every new season remembers the name
They call him a noob 'cause the username says
But underestimate Noobie? That's how you get played
The funniest part is the mess that they made
They mocked the name first, then surrendered the game
[BRIDGE]
Silence in the chat.
Nobody types.
Everyone's watching.
One notification appears:
NOOBIE HAS MOVED.
And suddenly...
everybody has a peace treaty ready.
[VERSE 3]
Guess Who's Back thought the old days were back
Walked through the door with a target on his back
Said, “Who's the strongest? I'll challenge the champ.”
John Wick appeared with a pencil in hand
“That's your weapon?”
“That's enough.”
“Seriously?”
“Yep.”
One pencil later, suddenly everyone's upset.
SkyWalker steps forward, the battlefield shakes
Noobie gives orders, the whole kingdom wakes
Enemies thought that the alliance would break
But loyalty's stronger than whatever they make
Seven Kingdoms plotting, they're drawing the lines
Counting their soldiers and studying times
Meanwhile Noobie is checking supplies
“Let them come closer.”
And everybody sighs.
Because they know.
Once the first army arrives...
the war is already over.
[FINAL HOOK]
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
The name that survives when the kingdoms collide
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
With an army behind him and legends beside
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
They came for the kingdom, they came for the crown
Noobie!
Yeah, Noobie!
They started the war...
then they all backed down.
[OUTRO]
So remember the name.
Remember the king.
Remember the chaos that one player brings.
They can build up alliances.
They can bring every clan.
They can bring seven kingdoms.
They can bring every man.
But when Noobie logs in...
there's only one thing left to say:
“Who's ready?”
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. Its creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
